What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

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What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Do you know what she said mum?

Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

True - how I loved my mum!

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?

What! how could you do that?

What do you mean son?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Why do women stubbornly refuse to let men lead, even though they are attracted to the man, and the man both loves and desires them? Why do they get angry and blame the man when he gets fed up and walks away, when it's entirely their own fault?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

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Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?